- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

human centipede

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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