I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

A penis walks into a bar..

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Ms Leong Sux

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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