A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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