- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

whats yellow? lots of things.

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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