- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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