- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

God is real.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

What do black people eat? Food.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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