- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

This is an anti-joke.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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