Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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Lets Go Lakers!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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