A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

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so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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