What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

The bears will win the Super Bowl

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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