Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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