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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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