- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

irish man drinking john smiths

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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