- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Tunechi

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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