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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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