- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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