- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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