A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

you see theres this guy.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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