A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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