Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Homosexualism is so gay man

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

What's 9+10? 19

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