What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

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How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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FIONN'S LIFE

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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