What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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