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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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