Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

penis. nuff said.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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