- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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