- Anti Joke

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!