- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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