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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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