A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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that wall over there ->

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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Who wants water? I do.

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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