- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

I like poop in my butt

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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