- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

I am a mime

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!