J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

your face

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

j.p. is dumb

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

British Dentistry

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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