- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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