- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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