what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

penis. nuff said.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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