- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

How you know when dislextic

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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