What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

if you don't like this you're gay

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Who's the fastest kid in AA

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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