What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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