What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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Sosiopath vs How I met your mother: BABABABABA BABABA RARARA LALALA ETC YOU GOT THE DRILL Kids, this is how I met your mother. I saw her at some store, I said "Hey sexy" She told me to fuck off, so I raped her, got out of prison years later, and kids, that is how I met your mother. ...Why I am leaving? Did I ever fucking say I was your father? I Just came here to tell you I raped and killed her after serving my time which was about 2 minutes, so kids, that is how I killed your mother. YOU ARE WELCOME BY THE WAY!Ungrateful kids. Moral of the story: If they are your kids, just say no and get away, and kill Robin for better television. Sociopath vs Grounded for life Moral: Shot the little kid, nobody will notice, not even his own family.Heck if you look at episode 34 you can see a tall handsome dude choking the life of a little boy in the background, and then letting him go just before he passes out and chokes him again? FUN FOR HOURS!

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