- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What is white and long? A New York winter

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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