What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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How long does it take a blonde to skrew in a light bulb? Any amount of time; given that she knows that said bulb is in need of replace meant, or that said blonde is disabled, or if you thought I would make some kind of funny blonde joke that you would tell your friend and then forget ten minutes later, only to think of it a day later and claim it as your own.

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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