How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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