- Anti Joke

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!