Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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There was once a family of termites. There was a Papa termite, a Mama termite, and a baby termite, called Motor. One day they reached a big fat log, and they decided they'd bore through. So first went Papa. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Papa! Next came Mama. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Mama! Last came Motor. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out bored Motor!

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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