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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Barack Obama is a good president.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.