- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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