Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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