- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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