1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

Pull my finger ouch..

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

A van drives into a car.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Lets Go Lakers!

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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