Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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Invisible Children Foundation.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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