- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

human centipede

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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