Your big dick.

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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