- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

who is really lanky? james cornish

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

i love to lick...

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

su algato es en fuego

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

XD Jackass.

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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