Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

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