- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Ross.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

Do the roar!

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

that wall over there ->

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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