- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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