The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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alert('The Game')

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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