what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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one stop shop

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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