- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Why? Why not?

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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