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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

what's funny about war? nothing!

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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