What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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Heskey time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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Communism hehe xd

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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A man is pulled over for drunk driving, and is asked to say the alphabet backwards. When requested to do so, the man says, "officer, I can't even do that when I'm sober," thus admitting that he is drunk. The police officer chuckles at the drunk man's stupidity, and wonders whether or not his wife would find the incident funny. After all, they do share a similar sense of humor.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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