What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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Knock knock. Its open.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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