Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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Japan

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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