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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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