- Anti Joke

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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