yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

What's one plus one? two.

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Baby Seal walks into a club.

How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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