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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. Boom (\ _ /) (x . x)

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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