Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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my penis

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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Error 37.

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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