What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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