It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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Albert <3 Hunter

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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