- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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