- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Why? Why not?

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Penis chickens

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

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