Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Knock, Knock! Go away!

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

who is gay wit mon james cornish

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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